From a prompt on the GKM: Kurt’s an up and coming actor who’s wanted on all of the red carpets. His agent begs him to get a boyfriend, because it’ll look good for his image. But Kurt can’t just “find” a boyfriend - he’s way too busy for the dating scene and he isn’t sure if he can trust anyone. So he decides to buy one instead. Kurt takes a personality test to determine who will be the right fit for him. He gets Sebastian, who banters with him and challenges him and isn’t what he expected at all. But that doesn’t matter because Sebastian makes him feel more alive than any of his last few partners had.

Kurt wants to get tattoos of Blaine and Sebastian’s names on him but first they have to choose where they’ll go. Pure smutty fluff with bonus feelings.